Shel Silverstein–Advice for Doing the Dishes

I’d like to welcome to the blog the late Shel Silverstein, one of my all-time favorite poets.  Mr. Silverstein, it’s an honor to have you with us.
Please, call me Uncle Shelby.

Thank you, Uncle Shelby.  May I mention that I’m a huge fan of your work, and anybody wanting to see more of it could look here.

Can I ask you what’s in your refrigerator?
There’s a Polar Bear
In our Frigidaire –
He likes it ’cause it’s cold in there.

Thank you, and good luck with that.  How would someone go about being friends with you?
I know a way to stay friends forever,
There’s really nothing to it,
I tell you what to do,
And you do it.

Um, okay.  Have you ever found any magic in the world?
All the magic I have known, I’ve had to make myself.

What do you think about impossibilities?
Just ’cause somethin’ ain’t been done
Don’t mean it can’t be did…

Fair enough.  What would you suggest as sensible behavior for birds and worms?
Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast plate.
If you’re a bird, be an early early bird–
But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

….right.  What would you like people to say about you?
Tell me I’m clever, Tell me I’m kind, Tell me I’m talented, Tell me I’m cute, Tell me I’m sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I’m perfect – But tell me the truth.

Gotcha.  Can I ask you to offer some advice for drying the dishes?
If you have to dry the dishes
(Such an awful boring chore)
If you have to dry the dishes
(‘Stead of going to the store)
If you have to dry the dishes
And you drop one on the floor
Maybe they won’t let you
Dry the dishes anymore.

Well, that’s one way to look at it.  Shel, or Uncle Shelby if you prefer, thank you so much for bringing so much joy and laughter into the world during your time here.
Although I cannot see your face,
As you flip these poems awhile,
Somewhere from some far off place
I hear you laughing, and I smile.

And may that indeed be so.  Hope all’s well out there, friends, and God bless.

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