The late, great Charles Schulz came up with all of these.
“In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.” –Charlie Brown
“There’s no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don’t really have anything to say.” –Snoopy
“What’s the good of having naturally curly hair if no one’s jealous?” –Frieda
“A peanut butter sandwich is just the sandwich to be eating when you’re looking across the playground at a little red-haired girl you admire, but know you haven’t a chance of ever meeting.” –Charlie Brown
“Happiness is a side dish of French fries.” –Snoopy
“Being dirty is practical. I’m never bothered by girls or mosquitos.” –Pig Pen
“You blockhead!” –Lucy
“Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.” –Linus
“I now have three philosophies…’Life goes on,’ ‘Who cares?’, and ‘How should I know?'” –Sally
“I’m afraid my brain has left for the day.” –Peppermint Patty
“Home is where the supper dish is.” –Snoopy
And, last but not least…..
“Life is better with a dog.” –Charlie Brown